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    September 01, 2026 1 min read

    I showed my 7 year old son a few shows on YouTube with GUTALAX and he loved it.

    Mostly he enjoyed seeing the rolls of toilet paper fly everywhere. Generations of my family have always been pretty big on toilet humor. 
    When you add the totally guttural vocals and the fast and groovy grind harmonies, it comes together quite nicely, even for a 7 year old.
    Now, I am not really too familiar with the headlining bands on this tour: BRUTAL SPHINCTER and SLAUGHTERCULT, but with the names, I’m sure you can hear it echoing all the way from your guest bathroom.
    The SPHINCTER CULT tour is sure to be packed with only the softest toilet paper around.